…but I feel fine. Yes, tomorrow morning at 9:30am local time the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN will turn on. Shortly after 10:00, the first micro black hole with have appeared. Within two minutes, it will be visible to the human eye and by 10:15 the Earth will be no more.
Or not, as the case may be.
For too many very complex reasons, Chris (who works with me and has a physics degree) can confidently predict we’ll still be here at 10:30 (and if we’re not, shoot me. Or better still, shoot Chris).
What I’ve been thinking about this week, though, is how such a complex and potentially esoteric science experiment, three decades in the making, has captured the public’s imagination. The entire world has a film crew in there and Google returns more than 12m pages on LHC alone.
The answer lies in the first couple of lines of this post – it’s all about the story. The idea that the LHC might evaporate the planet in a single star-trek-esque moment has, understandably, got legs.
But it’s the facts and figures about the LHC that also grab attention. It’s so big it spans two European countries, just 1/8th of it qualifies as the world’s largest fridge, it will generate temperatures 100,000 times hotter than the centre of the sun and it houses the world’s most powerful supercomputer.
The really important stuff – like the fact that it will recreate the moments after the Big Bang, and that it may reveal where the universe is headed, that science and advancement as vital for us as people – are filtering through on the back of the statistics and “will it, won’t it” drama. The ultimate message is getting across, but the vehicle for the ultimate message is a handful of stories with the common touch.
We are compelled to find out more, and in doing so we learn a bit about what LHC is actually for.
I am in wholehearted agreement with FutureLab’s recent blog post on the power of the story in marketing. Stories and anecdotes stand out in our minds: we remember presentations that are heavily anecdote-based, we gravitate towards people who can spin a good yarn. Companies who have a good story to tell engage us – those who involve us in their stories keep us loyal.
The problem comes for B2B marketers when we try to create viral campaigns or marketing creative to take our message out in the marketplace, rather than trying harder to understand what the story is – what’s genuinely interesting about us and what will actually travel.
And you don’t have to threaten to blow up the world to do it. Take Rackspace – a B2B company. It’s spun great stories around the way it delivers something that other companies take for granted – customer service. It’s given it a name “Fanatical Support”, it’s involved customers (and very importantly staff) in delivering its pledge. Customers feel a vested interest – they are part of the story as they are experiencing and can talk about the great support they get. Rackspace has realised that the message (our servers are up all the time) isn’t what buyers really want, (and isn’t even something they believe to be true.) Buyers want Rackspace to jump to it when something does go wrong, because they know something eventually will. And that simple message, backed up by a super service organisation, has really travelled.
What travels helps people tell stories, helps them do their jobs better, helps make them interesting to have a beer with. The key is finding something that travels for all the right reasons.
So we can learn all something from LHC. And, of course, if I’m proved wrong about tomorrow, at least I won’t know about it…